( phone rings )
He: i had a meeting this morning.
She: was it..
He: important?, yes.
She: how did it go?
He: it was interesting to say the least.
She: sounds like you had quite a morning.
He: indeed i did.
She: are you going to tell me about it?
He: can you just imagine that as I took my jacket off, in the middle of a presentation the room became silent.
She: you are fantastic at your..
He: and then there are slight coughs, which turn into giggles and outright laughter.
She: you do have a great sense of humour.
He: apparently not as good as yours.
He: yes. that. exactly.
as a matter of fact, they wanted to know which laundry i used.
and then asked if i was starting a new trend.
what were you thinking!!?? and what did you expect me to say!!??
She: that you are loved.